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Fun and excitement... all the fun and excitement Fun and excitement... all the fun and excitement Is it love, or a battle?A colour you canít see... I can figure out nothing, Lord! Everyoneís all tied up,what predicament is this? They walk together,and yet is there a tussle Everyoneís all tied up,what predicament is this? They walk together,and yet is there a tussle To make them see reason... is difficult tomake them see reason The actors thatperform in this play... they do perform a drama Fun and excitement... all the fun and excitement Hurry! Itís time for school Jungle! Rascal! Idiot!- Step on the brakes! Youíre a girl, and you abuse me?- You want me to applaud you? Why did you push me?- When did I? You ran into me You deliberately rammed intome and now youíre talking back! I know roadside loafers like you.You see a girl and get into the act! Watch your tongue! You brokethe button on my shirt... and now youíre calling me a loafer?Where will I get a button from? How about the dress which you spoilt?You know what the laundry bill comes to? Canít you wash your own clothes?- Had I the time... Iíd show you what else I can wash.- Go, get lost Get going!- Go, go away God! I didnít knowyouíd have such daring You came away to Mumbaiwithout telling anyone at home What would you havedone if I wasnít here? It didnít occur to me at all.Had I stayed there another day... my mother wouldíve got me marriedto the local landlordís son So whatís wrong? You haveto marry someone, donít you? But that chapís anut. Heís a real moron My father had borrowed a lotof money from his father... for my education andfor my motherís treatment My father died underthe burden of the debt... and heís now pestering my mother. Hesays, if you canít repay the debt... have your daughtermarried to my son He doesnít even want any dowry.- You mean your life is... the sum total of thedebt and the interest So what do you want to do?- I must find a job at any cost Iíve got to repay the debtand get rid of the landlord Any job will do.- Easier said than done, Anjali Iím living here with afriend whoís an air-hostess Sheíll be here by 10:30 nextFriday. Till then, you can stay here But once she arrives, itíll bedifficult for you to live here Iím sorry, but you mustníttake that badly, Anjali Iíve got enough money to seeme through a couple of months If only I could find aroom till I find a job Letís see what we can do.Iím getting late. I must leave When love is one-sided...itís a punishment When love is one-sided...itís
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a punishment When love is requited, itís fun Quiet! Weíre talking about lifeand death and youíre hollering away! Come around, darling.- No So it has to do with love!Iíll sing a romantic number... the lady will immediately agree.- Iíve agreed. For a divorce Iím not giving it to you!- Iíve got great number for divorce... but itís a bit romantic and...- Sing it for your wife! Now sing a song for losses! Youíre more of a mosquito repellent!Youíve been driving the customers away Iíll be a great singer someday, sir. That is my dream Pipe-dream. Go away -Todayís the 4th., sir... When did I say itís the 34th?- My salary? I have it all worked out.300 bucks. Let me have it But we settled at 4000 rupees.- Sure, we did You do get a salary of 4000.But who pays for your stay here? Who pays for yourfood and your laundry? It works out to 4300. Your salaryís4000. So let me have 300 rupees But this is a fraud, sir!- Really? So go and findanother job. Get lost! Hey Bholu! Your milkís gettingthinner and thinner every day Are you pouring water in it? I swear, Iíve neveradulterated milk with water But yes, I do adulteratewater with milk Buy it, if you canafford it. Or forget it Hello, Nandu! How are you? Whydonít you sing a song as usual? Sing, my foot! Iíve heard themosquitoes singing all night Donít you have amosquito net in the room? Forget a mosquito net, itdoesnít even have a roof and walls I slept on the railway platform.- You must think of me at such times I have a great place.Itís going cheap But youíll need to payme a commission for that 500 rupees.- I will. But where is it? Iíll show you... do you have a wife?- Wife?! You know Popat, the moneylender?He lets out his room very cheap But only to married couples.- Why? Because his wifeís an amazing dish.Heís terribly suspicious about her Where will I find a wife?- Am I not here? Youíre crazy! If I tellPopat that youíre my wife... What rubbish! What Iím sayingis that Iíll find you a wife Iíll charge extracommission for that. - Are you a milkman or a commission agent?- Iím an all rounder You indeed are a fast guy Whereís the other lady?- Sheís taking a bath Quickly take the milk.Iíve got work to do Youíre the one I was waiting for, Bholu.- What is the matter? Thatís my friend, Anjali.Sheís looking for a room Low rent. Will you find one?- There is a room. Very cheap But only for married couples Are you married?- No She doesnít know anyone intown. But Bholu knows everyone Bholu, Bholu the good boy...- Thatís enough Will you give me a commission?- I will All right, Iíll find afake-husband for her then So youíre thinkingof leaving your house? Strange games Godplays. Here I am... waiting to quit the dingy hole Iímliving in and settling in a palace And you! Youíre quittinga readymade palace If you had a father like mine... youíd have found my palace tobe smaller than your dingy hole But what is the problem?- Ever since Iíve finished college... Iíve been begging formoney to start a business Whenever I talk about money, itísas if Iíve stepped on his tail! This is the limit!- You have just one way, my friend Change your father.- What? Woo a rich girl, get married andbecome the heir to her fatherís riches Youíre poking fun at me?- Iím not kidding Iíve even scored with a girl.Teja, the garbage kingís daughter Youíve heard of him, havenít you?Itís his only daughter. Madhuri The garbage kingís daughter andyou? Donít forget your status Do you even have the money to buyher a box to collect the garbage? I donít, but Radhesham Tiwaris soncan buy even the garbage king... not just a garbage can. Tiwari? Owner of Anjali Industries? Right. Anjali Foods, AnjaliChemicals, Anjali Pharmaceuticals... and several other Anjalisunder my fatherís belt You told her that you areRadhesham Tiwaris son? - Yes. Donít lose hope, my friend The more thick-skinned you are inmoney matters, the better it is for you Harass your father somuch with your demands... heíll give you somethingsome day or the other Dad, one last time. Are yougiving me the money or arenít you? Youíve been asking me for yearsand I didnít give you anything Here you are. Start whateverbusiness you want to with this 10 rupees! Youíre poking fun at me?- Hear that? He thinks 10 rupees is too little!My grandfather ran the family with it My father arrived in thiscity with just 10 rupees And this is justwhat I got in my dowry Ma, say something. Please.- What will I say, my son? I asked him for a diamond necklace.He didnít give that to me either He sold the land in the villageyesterday. He got eight million Let alone taking a look, Ididnít even get to smell the money Heís put it all in the safe.- Shout! Yell as much as you want to Thereís eight millionlying in the house... and you refuse to give me 750,000? I spend a lot of money... in your education,boarding and maintenance You arenít getting a penny more Who will give me themoney, if not you, Papa? What will I do?- Rob and steal But donít ask me for the money.- I canít take it anymore If you donít give me themoney, Iím leaving this house Sure, go away.- Iím leaving! Iíve made enquiries. Radhesham Tiwarisbungalow in Pali Hill is lying vacant Thereís no one thereexcept a care-taker When the garbage king gets to know,heíll put you through a ringer! Iíll marry Madhuribefore he does that Once the marriage has takenplace, itíll all be over Heís the brideísfather. The only daughter What will he do? Heíll haveto accept me as his son-in-law Are you out of your mind? First tell me whatís to bedone with my father, the villain Did you ask him for the money?- Have I been talking in
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Hebrew? Heís sitting on his money like asnake. He wonít give me a penny! What did he have to say?- He asks me to rob and steal Heíll fight my case for free.- Nice idea So rob and steal. Bestbusiness. No capital required What does he do for a living?- With a tanpura around his neck... he goes around singing.- You mean heís a beggar! Iíll have to live with a beggar?- No beggar, a large-hearted man Here he comes Sorry, Iím late You?- You! So you know each other? Thatísgood. There wonít be any problem then Iím not staying with this thug! You think Iíll willinglymove in with a witch? You call me a witch?- No, you are a witchís mother... a grandmother, everything.Youíre from a family of witches! Priya, letís go.- Anjali... donít act like a child. Myroommate is arriving tomorrow You must somehow find a place! Adjust with him for now later,weíll find another place. Hey boss... listen to me In Bombay, you got to payeven to sleep on the pavements And thatís so dangerous. If someonedrives over, youíre dead and gone Bholu, she agrees.- So does he According to Popats condition, the twoof you must look like a married couple So hereís the bridal necklace.That will cost another 50 rupees Here, put it on her Hey! Iím not letting any Tom Dickor Harry put the necklace on me Let me put it on you then Sheís waiting for a princeto come along. Give it to her One minute. Iíll put it on her Popat-Seth, save my life! Whatís the matter, Waghmare?- I caught a thief with 50,000 rupees But Iím diabetic, you see.I went to take a leak... and the thief escaped with the money.- How? I have decided. Iím not goingto trust a thief ever again Thatís right.- You know what Inspector Rane says? He says I took 50,000 from thethief and I helped him escape! Rane has gone an filed a FirstInformation Report against me! Do you I think Iímthat sort of a man? This is the first time... Iímhearing of something like this. If I donít keep 50,000on Ranes table... Iíll lose my job!- No, Iíll give you the money But Iíll charge 10 per cent interest.- Why 10 per cent? Iíll return all themoney to you. I swear! Iíll take all the money. Butmy interest will be 10 per cent 10 per cent?- Yes And youíll have to pawn something too.- Sure, Iíve brought it The papers of my roomand the stamp papers How often have Itold you? Go inside! You see a stranger aroundand you come running! Look, theyíve arrived Greetings. How are you?- Greetings. When did you get married?- Very recently And you said...- Itís quite some time, really You donít eat non-vegfood, do you? - No You wonít leave each otherand run away, will you? Are you in a cattle market,sir? Why worry about such detail? Let me make it clear. Sheísthe wife, heís the husband Give them the keys, and thecommission to me. You get that? Youíve brought the advance?- Sure, here it is All right. You can stayhere from today itself Dulari, show them to their room Murder of an elderly couplefor money. Servant arrested See this? When I asked you to do allthe chores and not employ servants... what did you say tome? That Iím a miser But look at what you getwhen you employ servants! Youíll sleep at homeand wake up in hell! Oh yes, nice heavenlím living with you in Jeetu, my son! Youíve come back! The way you left, I thought youídnever look back at this house again Well? You went brokeand missed the free food? Have a couple of morsels if youwish. But youíre not getting a penny! Daddy, Iím here to seek yourblessings and sweeten your tongue Iíve started a new business.- Really? What business? Electronics, Mother. DVD players,CD players... itís a big showroom It mustíve taken a lot of investment?- I invested 750,000... and the bank financed mewith the rest of the 6 million 750,000 rupees? Wheredid you get the money? You are the one who showedme the right path, daddy What path did I show you?- You asked me to rob and steal So I did I got to know that therewas a lot of money in a house I went there in the dead of the night.The husband and wife were fast asleep I took the key from under the pillow,took the money from the safe... and kept the keys back! They mustíve calledthe cops by now! They donít even know asyet. But now theyíll discover But which house did you rob, son?- This one, Papa itís the money you got from sellingthe land? Thatís the one I stole So you robbed yourfather! Snake in the grass! When I asked him for it, he didnítgive it to me. He asked me to steal Now how could a sondisobey his father? It was unaccounted moneyanyway. Let the cops arrive Iíll tell them everything and thetwo of us will go to jail together Tell me the truth.Is he really my son? Iím convinced now!Heís truly your son! My darling son... mygood boy arenít you? Return Papas money, my son!- Thatís not possible Are you sure?- Sure Get out of this house then!- Thatís what I came for Lord! Protect my son! Iím told that this houseis to be sublet. Is it true? Not true. Who are you? You walk into my houseand ask me who I am? There was this chap, Pandu... whoused to dust and swab the floor Isnít he there?- What work is it? Itís in his own interests.Heíd have made an extra buck But if heís not here, I must leave Sir! Sir! Iím Pandu! Canít you believe me? Here you are! So this is the real movie!That was only a trailer? Pandus mysterious ways, sir.Come on in, sir... welcome This way, please... As Lord Krishna says...how about a small drink? No.- Iíll have one Without any soda or water?- No Nothing at all?- No The boss has keptthe liquor for guests But the guests will comeonly when the boss is here I didnít want the booze to getspoilt. I kept taking small drinks... and pouring in smallamounts of water. And now, thereís just water in it! Pandu, youíre a very smart man.- Not at all, sir The moment I saw you, Iknew I had met a thief in you All I wanted to say to you wasthat I was as good as you are You mentioned something about money You live here all alone, donít you?- Yes... the boss hasnít even lookedat this place for years Despite being such a richman, he lives like a villager The lawyers and the managers carrythe
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accounts to him in the village To pay me a salary, he has maintainedsuch a big house in the city! If you could get some creamapart from this salary... what do you think about it?- Great idea In that case, Radhesham Tiwarisson is living here from tomorrow Me Me! First class! Sheru, is yourinformation accurate? Absolutely certain, GarbageKing... I mean, Teja-bhai Whoís he?- Itís Radhesham Tiwaris son Is it the Radhesham Tiwari of themulti-million Anjali Industries? Yes.- He said, heíll marry you? Tell me the truth.Else, Iíll kill you! Heís been wanting to meet you I swear it on the scales!Youíre really my little girl! I knew youíd find agem even in the garbage! Hey! Get out!- This is my bed! Your bed? I pay halfthe rent of this house! Does the other halfland from the skies? All right. Letís draw lotswith your name and mine Whichever name the chit comesup with, gets the bed. Okay? All right. Go ahead One moment. Iíll pick it.- All right. As you wish you Anjali! Now move... Go away What are you staring for? Go away Get up... what are you up to?- What? Canít you sleep quietly?- When I lie on the floor... the cold gets to my bonesand I start snoring. Like this itís more like an explosion!I need quiet when I sleep! So go and sleep on the roof! Icanít sleep quietly on the floor All right, go and rot in the bed I need peace, not abed to sleep on! Go on! Pandu... The garbage! Wash your eyes!- Itís the garbage king! Remember what I told you? Youwonít get a penny if you mess up. Hurry up now! Hello, sir, hello Mr. Anil?- Heís on the phone Donít keep calling mefor 15 or 20 million Take it from thedrawer in my office What happened about thecar? The Ferrari? No way itís become very commonnowadays. Sachin has one too I want a RollsRoyce. Three, in fact One for me, one for my daddy... and I want to donate oneto my future father-in-law Iím Teja-bhai.- Who? The garbage...- Garbage! Sorry... thereís no garbage here. Go away.- Iím Madhuris father Father-in-law! Iím sorry,I did not recognize you itís okay, youíll get to know me.My daughter has told me everything What a gem my daughter hasfound! Youíll make a great couple! So when do we have the marriage?- As early as possible... But weíll have to tellyour parents. Wonít we? Thatís the problem My parents want me to marry intoa family of big industrialists Theyíve even taken my birth chart.But Iíve told them in plain terms If thereís anyone Iíllmarry, itís Madhuri! Thatís for sure.- So what are we to do? Get married, at the earliest. Thatís it.- And how about your daddy? Once weíre married, what willhe be able to do about it? Even if he does, my boss stillhas 500 million to his name Till the marriage they all actfunny. They accept everything later In your shoes, this isjust what Iíd have done, son Thatís why Iíve taken therisk. Of getting married So letís have the engagementtomorrow. You can exchange rings Weíll find a nice dayand have you married But donít say a word to yourPapa before all this happens Come, letís sweeten our tongues.- Yes, letís go Only after everything is overwill they get to know the truth Mr. Sahay from the city is here.- All right Tell Ramdin to keep thecalf away from the cow It drinks up all the milk.- Very well, madam Listen...- Lovely voice You never said that to me earlier Not you, my dear woman... Iímtalking about Ustad Aamir Khan. Will you shut him up now?There are guests waiting for you How can you say such thingsabout a luminary like him? Iíve started businesses inyour name all over the world... and you wonít useyour brains at all? Do you have something in yourbrains? Or are you bankrupt already? Enough of your songs. Chandrakantand Renuka are waiting for you You ought to have told me! Youjust keep talking any nonsense Anjali, you are simplytaking the trouble No trouble. Youíre more afriend than an AIDS virus Not AIDS virus,Anjali. Sheís an advisor Call her a legal advisor! Itís the same thing- Is it really? You canít tell abear from a potato! In there, I was talking aboutAamir Khan. You must know about him? Aamir Khan? Whohasnít heard of him? - Iím a huge fan of his- See? Now this is a well-informed man As for her, the cattle, the fodderand the cow dung... thatís her world It isnít her fault,actually. Itís your mistake You didnít exposeher to the city at all How will she know about the worldin the confines of the four walls? Thatís not the case,sister-in-law. - Thatís how it is Why did you send your sonand daughter to London? I was born in the city andI will stay here till I die But itís differentwith the children. Theyíve got to keep up with theworld... move ahead in life, so... I hope you donít have to... go through what happenedAnandilal Kitpitia did What happened? Like you, Anandilal Kitpitiasent his sons to London. To study. The old couplelived in the village The children went on tobecome very modern, hi-fi... and the old couplewere still raw villagers When the childrenreturned from abroad... they couldnít adjust themselvesto the local conditions They were ashamed of theirparents. Forget living together... they werenít even willingto call them Mummy and Daddy And one day the children screamedYou bloody Indians and went away The children never lookedat their parents again They kept yearning till they died.- God! If my children treat me likethat, itís going to kill me! Iíve told him so oftento move to the city... to learn the way of life there.Letís go to the city, please Even if itís only for a month.- All right, donít be stubborn Anandilal Katpitia...- Iíll think about it Give me the papers.- Here are all the reports Iíll bring the case papers ofAnjali Chemicals next week. - Okay. We must leave now.- Very well Do call me if you meet Aamir Khan.I want a photograph taken with him But heís dead.- Howís that possible? I saw Lagaan only recently.- Lagaan? Iíve been... itís UstadAamir... have you ever heard him? Letís go. We might miss the bus! You are all alike!Lagaan! What Lagaan? Saved! The ceremony is over!- What are you saying? I say, itís nice Ten days later is an auspicious date.Weíll have the wedding on that day Iím the one whoís eating thisparatha. So you neednít laugh I donít need yourpermission to laugh! Those who laughbelong in a loony bin! And broken parathasbelong in the garbage bin! My parathas are neither burntnor broken. Iíll eat all I want Is someone there? The man and wife have left the lightsand fans on, to have a honeymoon! How are you? Iseverything all right? Any problem? What aroma is that? Whatíscooking? Potato-pancakes? Yes When we were just married,Dulari made some for me too Her mother died themoment she ate one Ever since, potato-pancakeshave been a no-no in my house My wife makes niceones. Will you have some? Would you like one?- No, youíll be left hungry Oh no, have some!- I hope your wife doesnít mind? Do you mind, lady?- Oh no, not at all See? Bring it up. Quick! Hurry up, darling! Weíre hungry Whatís one going to do?One moment. Thereís more Not burnt, not broken... steaming hotpancakes! Here you are! For you and your wife.- Some chutney? Sure, there is Take it all away. Weílltake the bowl later Yogurt?- We donít have any It's ok. Even if itís in pieces and burnt,I can eat to my heartís content Iíll fix you! Here you are! And Iwent mad looking for you! In the bank, in the bar...- Youíll have your money Let the marriage take place first. No marriage! Only destruction! Are you already drunk in the day? Iíve only drunk, but when hearrives tomorrow, Iíll be buried! What rubbish! Whoís arriving? Your father Radhesham Tiwari Heís arriving with his wife!- What am I going to do? Go underground. Quit the city.If possible, quit the world! Right now, go away from here!- What are you telling me? That old man canít do without cows,buffaloes, fodder and the works Heíll stay in the cityfor a week, at the most So disappear for a week!- Thatís an expensive proposition Living in style, Iímalready deep in debt Pawn the ring garbage gave youand check into a cheap lodge itís only for a week! Isnít that right?Of course itís right! What? Youíre going awayto London? For a week? Whatís the hurry? For business? To make money?Of course, you must go ahead Take care of yourselfin the aircraft Donít thrust your arm outside thewindow. Yes, Iíll tell Madhuri... go ahead and make money. Bye Master is here!- So this is our Pandu? How have you been, Pandu?- Your blessings, sir Greetings.- Welcome, sir Whatís happening here?- This is our manager, Mr. KC Shukla This is your first visit to ourcity, so this is a small welcome You must be tired,sir. Weíll leave now What for? I want toget to know all of you Please come in, all of you Where are you going, Pandu?Go and fetch the luggage For a week or two... how muchluggage must he be carrying? Who told you?- So? Sirís going to livehere now. Forever What happened? Fetchthe luggage. - Nothing. God, nice way youíve foundof snatching my livelihood The things he did so hecould sleep on the bed! He now sits quietly! But atleast I can sleep in peace Not a drop of water here Let me tell youwhat I must today... Let me tell youwhat I must today... let your heart remain with me let your heart remain with me Let me tell youwhat I must today... Let me tell youwhat I must today... let my heart remain with me let my heart remain with me My eyes are glued to your face... to your face, Iíve lost my heart You are the one...who lives in my heart Pining torments me... I feel scared Your sweet words mightyet cast a spell on me Let me bear thesweet pain of love... Let me bear thesweet pain of love... let your heart remain with me let your heart remain with me Let me tell youwhat I must today... Let me tell youwhat I must today... let my heart remain with you let my heart remain with you Lay off! Iím being forced to live with you! I
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know youíre not a decent man... but I thought you had somemanners. You have proved me wrong! Donít even talk to me again! Donít ever talk to me! Stop it! Is that the beat?Or are you killing flies? Donít do something you canít!- So why are you doing it? Shut up!- I was following you with the beat Donít follow me.Accompany me with the beat Get it? If tune is the mother,the rhythm is the father One who doesnít getit is good for nothing The bell.- The doorís over there Want me to send you packing?- I forgot! Whom do you wish to see? The mistress! Who are you, sister?- Itís me! Who are you, sister?- Radhesham Tiwaris... Shut up! Who are you, sister?- Iím Mrs. Anjali Tiwari Iím glad your name hasnít changed Iíve made Anjali amember of the Wild Forest The forest?- No, itís a club. A social club Now that weíre here, we mustlearn the ways of this city The women in this cityarenít lizards on the walls They do a lot of social work. Whatís surprising is that... everyone there knew Anjali beforehand.- Is it? The moment we stepped in,everyone shook hands and said... Thatís when I realized what ahuge business empire weíre running Whatís more? He too recognizedme and shook hands with me! Who was the unfortunate man? Shah Rukh.- Hungry who? Shah Rukh. The Khan. Film-star All the film stars come there.- We must live in style now No style for me.- Bring a bat into the house... itíll still hang from atree when it goes to sleep! Pandu, you get no salary next month.- Itís a saying, sir! The saying is, bathe as much as thecrow wishes to, it canít become a swan! Thatís true!- Iíll bathe and get ready Weíve got to go to the dance class.- Dance class? At this age? Youíll sprain your waist! Let it be itís an English dance. Like this! A new way of sweeping the floor?- See? He starts a fight wheneverI want to do something nice Thatís the only differencebetween marriage and war In a marriage, you getto sleep with the enemy Anjali darling... mercy! Whatís happening here?- The English dance If you jump around at this age andsomething happens, Iíll have to pay up Nothingís happening to me.- Iím talking about the tiles, not you Quiet! High societywomen dance every day... to keep their bodies fit.I suggest, you dance too Me?- Yes. Donít we live in Mumbai? We must learn to live in style.Look at your managers and officers They live in such style.You are their employer... and yet you go around halfnaked! Donít you feel ashamed? I wear what clothes arenecessary to cover my body And look at your body! Itís sagging Take a walk every morning. Buy adog, to throw your weight around You can take a walk with me then.- You just wonít take me seriously Iíve wasted a lot of years inthe village with cattle and fodder I canít take all that now.Just watch what Anjali does now I can see it all! Your obsessionwith western culture has begun... I wonder where it will end! Radhesham Tiwaris fromyour village, isnít he? Who?- The owner of Anjali Industries? Oh yes, heís from my village.- Iím told heís in the city nowadays Go and meet him. Since you andhe are from the same village... out of sentiment, hemight give you a job Really?- Give it a try You and his companyshare the same name Maybe that will make himhappy and heíll give you a job The third time hehas stopped singing! This thing has stalledfor the third time! The old one was good enough.But you still bought a new system Youíve changed too. Sowhy not the CD-player? If you find a new woman,will you throw me out? Iíll do that, if the need arises.- Just you try Iíll show you. Iím themother of two children And people still say Ilook like your daughter Be thankful they donítthink Iím your grandfather Stop joking and bring a new woman!Itíll become like your CD player! Itíll break down!- Whatís the number of this store? Radhe-Shyam. -Praise the Lord This is Radhesham Tiwari speaking Youíve sold me a qawwaliin the name of a Thumri? In just a day, itís brokendown. Colds, dysentery... You must see a doctor, sir.This is the Videocon Gallery Iím talking about the CD-player...the nuisance you sent to me No sorry. Pick up this trashand get going immediately And send me a new one immediately No, no, sir. Iíll comeand personally check it Who you?- Anjali... Anjali, yes... whatwork do you have? I wish to meet Mr. Radhesham.- Well? Whatís the good news? For a job.- We have a flourishing business He doesnít need a job.- No... Iím the one who wants a job.Take a look at my certificates All right. The masterís verybusy right now. Come later Please...- I told you! Go! I think I must wait a while If I get to meet Mr.Radhesham, my work will be done Must be his daughter Know where the CD-player is? Iím here to repair it But Iím not a mechanic. I owna store, Iíve got to check it Must be in there What airs! Spoilt brat! Hey, roving eyes... over here.- Jeetendra from Videocon Over there The bodyís lying here.Take it away in a bier Take it away.- Iíll take a look. Two minutes No need to take a look.I told you, itís dead Two minutes, Iíll check.- No need to check. Donít touch that It must be minor problem,sir. Let me at least check it! Pick up the box andget going. At once! Not to worry, sir. Iíll senda salesman and have it replaced No, I want my money back! I donít want any replacement.I want my money back! He has left? One caníttrust these city-guys at all! Greetings.- Greetings. You? I wanted to meet you. But madamtold me that youíre very busy Sheís a liar. Iímalways free. What is it? Iíve come here looking for ajob. Here are my certificates Wow! Youíve done M.A. And B.A. Classical music too! Wow! Havenít you done your SSC?- Of course, I have I was only kidding What sort of a job are you looking for?- Anything will do All we need is a security guard And thereís no need for an M.A.Or a B.A. For that, is there? Letís clap Girl, you havenít left?- I... You keep out of this!- Sir... He will talk anynonsense. You get going Go away, I say!- What are you doing? Is that the way you talk to guests? Have you forgotten your manners?- I know my manners, mind you The poor girl...- Poor girl? So give her half your wealth!- Sure, I will! I wonít ask you!- I know whatís on your mind! But Iím the Pandey family too.I brought three cars full of gold Return it to me with interestand do what you want to! In any case, I fed your guests andtook the vows to become your wife! God! This wife sure is a curse! She drove the poor girl away Why did you take the trouble? I told Mr. Radhesham to phone me...Iíd have the CD-player changed. But Iíve come here for a job You issued an ad, didnít you? Sorry... I donít understand I want this job The job? What areyou talking about? I need it very badly Whereís the need for RadheshamTiwaris daughter to take up a job? Looks like there isa misunderstanding... I get it. I am an individual, Ihave an identity of my own. Right? Thatís a nice thing. Iíve seengirls with that attitude of late Even if their father is amillionaire, to prove your worth... youíll work at pizza joints,cafes and other places Iíll give you the job, if you wish.But what will I be able to pay you? Whatís 5000 rupees for you?- 5000? I know itís little.But this business... Oh my God! I haveníteven offered you a seat Come to my office, please If you speak the truth, youíll blowthis last opportunity youíve got I agree to work at 5000 rupees Your name?- Anjali Anjali! So daddy has namedhis business after his daughter Jeetu. Call me Jeetu.- But... Weíre going to be friends, okay? Stop playing with water andget on with the work, Pandu Look, our new puppy.- Wow! Where are you going with the hippo?- No hippo, itís my doggie And Iím asking the dog whereitís going with the hippo? Shut up! Because Iím your wife,you canít talk any nonsense! Youíre always actingproud like a peacock But donít forget. When the peacockloses its feathers, itís naked! Letís go, puppy.- You can laugh all you want to The things thathappen in this house! You? Here?- Hasnít Anil returned? The lodge... heíll returnafter a week from London You can come after a week.- Let me meet Mr. Tiwari then Weíre going to be relativessoon. And we have to meet some day Heís not in right now.- Where has he gone? To the market.- He? To the market? The temple! To offer namaz!- Namaz at the temple? No... to chant the Lordís name.- All right. Iíll wait here Thatís no good. After theprayer, heíll take a bath Wonít be come home for a bath?- Yes... no! Heíll bathe at the temple.He has sworn it, you see Thereís a well at the temple.- He wonít drown in it, will he? He will come home, right?- Yes, tomorrow! Iíll come tomorrow then.- Sure? Why are you crying?- Tears of happiness Thereís going to be lovebetween the two of you Iíll come tomorrow Didnít this garbage bin findanother time to spring here? Pandu, youíd rather vamoose.Or youíre going to be dead Dead!- God Someone from my villagewas here to inform me Master, can you give me 5000rupees? Iíll work and repay it Of course. Iíll give you the money Take a train and go tothe village immediately Or youíll land in trouble Trouble will break out evenafter Iíve left for the village Lord Ganesh, donít think Iím flatteringYou, but You can very well do it That girl Anjali...make her fall for me Sheís Tiwaris only daughter. If shefalls for me, itíll be a huge lottery An order from Hotel New Horizon.They want 50 sets of Videocon TV itís 6 p.m. Let me drop you home No... Iíll take a bus Iíve got a car. Whymust you take a bus? Címon... donít think too much What happened?- Nothing How can I go away,until you go inside? Why not?- I can see you then A coke, please Some chips, please Come. Mister, watch themovie ahead. Not here Iím not an enemy... Iím not an enemy... why have you driven me crazy? Why have you driven me crazy? Iím a friend... Iím a friend... so whyíve you stolen my heart? So whyíve you stolen my heart? I was out one day,straying from the path... when colorful rosesof love blossomed All distances were finished.We began to get closer Such was our state, webegan to breathe faster Iím not among your assassins... Iím not among your assassins... so whyíve you thrust meamong those that live? Iím a friend... Iím a friend... so whyíve you stolen my heart? So whyíve you stolen my heart? Iíve lost my heart, althoughit all began as a joke Iíve forgotten the worldto lose myself in your love I wonder how I willtell you about my love... how will I profess my love to you? I live in your heart... I live in your heart... so why have you givenmy heart a sweet pain? So why have you givenmy heart a sweet pain? Iím the beautifulmoonlight everyone covets... God alone knows who I was born for My desire is a writing on the wall So there will be victory anddefeat in this game of love I rock in your arms... I rock in your arms... yet, why do you accuse me? Yet, why do you accuse me? Iím not an enemy... Iím a friend... so whyíve you driven me crazy? So whyíve you driven me crazy? Whyíve you stolen my heart? Whyíve you stolen my heart? Canít you sit withoutclinging to the girl? Canít you sit withoutclinging to her? Is she your sister?- Sheís my wife! So what are you going to do? What? What wife, son? Your beard saysit all. You werenít married ever You baldie! Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you to ask me?- Forget me. Who are you? Who are you? Whoever you guys are, Iívebought a ticket to sleep in peace Not to watch the movie!Go outside and fight! Where will I get a rampuri? I donít know Bhelpuri,paani-puri, you get there. Iím talking about a knife! Where will I get one?- Donít do anything rash, boss Iíve decided. If I see him withAnjali again, Iím going to kill him Either he lives, or I...- Master, master... heís her boss She has only respect for him.Sheís not in love with him How do you know?- I see them everyday in a restaurant Which restaurant? He escaped But if he looks at you again,heís going to walk on his hands He doesnít know whatstuff Iím made of Forget it. There you go again.- No, Anjali I canít tolerate anyoneteasing you. Iíll kill him! Now look... Jeetu... Why? What happened?- Letís go, please What is it?- What is it? Whatís biting you?- Whatís biting you? Whatís biting you, tell me?- You tell me whatís biting you How did you get here?- Walking. Whatís it to you? Walking? Youíll run away now!Whyíve you standing between us? Why? You own the place?- Yes, this is my fatherís pad. So? Itís my grandfatherís pad, so?- You got the nerve, eh? You got it? Want me to show?- All right, you show it Try and touch me.- You try and touch me Donít use my lines!- You donít use my lines Go away...- Want me to show you? Iíll show it to you.- Go on... get lost Want me to show you?- Let me see! Coward! You donít have the spine! Paper-tigers. They woníteven touch each other You donít know me.- Who are you? Iíve seen so manylike you! Go away! Come here and talk to me! Pipsqueak Iíve seen so manylike you! Go away! Here I am! What do you want to say?- What is it? What? Iím not scared of you! Oh God! Iím going to catch them today! God Almighty! Whyíve you crying? Whyíve you holleringaway? Whatís wrong? You ask me whatís happened? Whata thick-skinned man! Disgusting! Despite what you did, youproudly stand before me! Arenít you ashamed? Am I a virgin bride... tofeel shy without reason? Tell me clearly what has happened So you want to hearit from my mouth? Is someone else around?- Not the values Iíve imbibed... to utter disgusting things!Iím from the Pandey family Keep crying! What were you doing withthat girl in the shrubs? Girl? What girl? I waslooking for my cane. Without your dhoti? You look so innocent! Butterwouldnít melt
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in your mouth! Tell me, who is that girl? Idonít wear glasses like you! Tell me. For how long has thisgame of hide n seek been going on? You drive the girl awaythe moment you see me! How can you even thinkof something so filthy? You can very well do it!And I canít even think of it! I have done nothing! Even if I have... itísa great thing Iíve done! You havenít bought me... to expect me to watch the fun!- So go away! Right now! All right, Iíll go away.But first return to me... the 3 cars full of gold I broughtin dowry, along with interest Iíll go away afterthat... Till then... I wonít let you have a ball!- Shut up! Whatís up, master? Did thegirl say something nasty to you? One thing is clear, Bholu.Sheís in love with her boss Not someone crazy like me Iím glad my crazinesshas been of help How else could I havemade the world see reason? Youíre getting disheartenedfor no rhyme or reason Sheís in love with you,but she wonít tell you She wants to make you feel jealous.- What sort of love is that? This game of love, you know About swimming across oceansof fire and all that crap Take my advice. Fall inlove with another girl Want me to knock your teeth out?- Donít jump the gun Pretend to love someone else.Like youíre burning in envy... she too will burn, ifshe really loves you Sheíll come running to you.Take it from me in writing Iíve had it! Jeetu, my motherís here If she sees me here,all hell will break loose I said I was going to a computer class.- Why? Because I havenít told myparents Iíve taken up a job here If she sees me...- I get it, I get it Stay here, Iíll handle her Hello... welcome! Wow! You look beautiful! New sari! New pair of shoes! What can I do for you?- Give me some music cassettes Music I can dance to.- Sure, what do you want? No, I want only Western music!A childhood habit, you see Know what? Iíll make a nicecollection and send it to your house I hope you know my address?- Who doesnít? Remember to send itacross. Please donít forget Has she left?- Has she? Phew! Saved! Jeetu, I got to leave early today.- Why? Tomorrowís my birthday Arenít you invitingyour boss to the party? No, thereís no party. Actually,Iíve got to out shopping Letís go. Iíll accompany you.- No, Iím expecting a friend You donít want to inviteme to your birthday party... but Iím going to giveyou a surprise surely Priya, Priya, Priya... My dear! I went crazy about you,the moment I saw you I know, there areobstacles in our path But rivers and streamsdo flow down the mountains Like we have to unite some day You mean the life to me. Ilove you more than my life You are dearest to my heart If sheís jealous, sheís in!If sheís in, Iíve scored! Did you write this?- Yes, but... Devil! You?- Iím here to wish the birthday girl Fat roses! Who told youtodayís the birthday? You are a very specialcustomer. And we maintain records But thereís a mistake in your records.- Really? The birthdayís tomorrow. Not today But I was told itís today.- Who told you? Thatís what I heard.- All right, all right Do come again tomorrow,like youíve come today You must. The first flowershave been given by you, you see? Thatís all right He has brought roses? And a letter? My dear Anjali. Theseroses are a token of my love Roses arrive today, tobe followed by the bee Iím the one heísgoing to sting first How was it? What? My bouquet, of course.- Bouquet? I gave it in your mummyíshands. Didnít she give it to you? I see, that one? It was very nice Did you read the noteI left in the bouquet? The note? Yes, I did What did it say?- Well... donít you know?- No, I mean... did you like it?- Yes, of course. Very much So you donít mind anyword Iíve written, do you? Mind? Why would I mind? So why did you lie to me?- Lie? That yesterday was your birthday?- Actually, Jeetu... You didnít want toinvite me to the party Thatís not true. Therewas no party at all I know, because the partyístomorrow and so is your birthday Your mummy has invited me So youíre coming tomorrow?- I wonít, if you donít want me to You must! Why mustnít you?At what time did she say? At 7, she said.- I see Know what? Come at 9.- Why? The time has changed a bit Iíll be there at 9.- All right If Jeetu had arrived before thecake was cut, Iíd have been exposed Whyíve you standing outside?- Actually... Iím waiting for some friends of mine.They donít have the proper address Know what? Go in thereand enjoy the party Iíll join you as soonas my friends arrive Of course! Iíll joinyou in a few minutes Heís the same boy! Dad! Iíve had it! Heís hiding from me! So I was right This boyís having anaffair with Anjali, Iím sure Youíve got your peace... all Iíve got is my craziness Youíve come to your senses... and Iím still in a daze But youíre the onemy heart still loves Youíve got your peace... all Iíve got is my craziness Youíve come to your senses... and Iím still in a daze But youíre the onemy heart still loves Youíve got your peace... all Iíve got is my craziness How am I going to placate it? My heart is crazy, it wonít relent How will I tell my heart? It does not knowwhat love is all about Iím obsessed with you...and you donít even realize it You got all the hospitality,I was treated with indifference Youíve got back to yoursenses, lím still in a daze Youíre the one my heart loves Youíve got your peace... all Iíve got is my craziness Hereís someone whocould die for her love... and thereís someonewhoís unfaithful in love What pain these distances give...only in separation will we know Ever since I have seenyou, Iíve gone crazy Youíve got your sleep... I got only helplessness Youíve come to your senses... and Iím still in a daze But youíre the onemy heart still loves Youíve got your peace...all Iíve got is my craziness Youíve come to your senses...and Iím still in a daze You dare call thatboy to the party? You invited that witch too.- Which one? The one your eyes wereglued to at the party! Wow! Thatís a wolfin sheepís clothing! I can understand it from theway your feet were moving and... the way your anklets werechiming. Now that youíre exposed... you accuse me and find the excuseof having fun
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with that young boy? The pot calling the kettle black! Speak! Who is that girl? I caught you in the shrubs,so you cast mud at me... and try to save yourself?Listen carefully! Iím not letting your scheme work!Iíve had enough of your farce! You take me for a fool?You think Iím an idiot? Just let me tellyou! I know how it is! Itís not going to work for long!- All right Give me the gold I broughtwith interest. Iíll go back! Go back! How about the expensivesaris Iíve given your horrible body? Whoís paying for the goodies youhelped yourself to over the years? I cooked for you all day andnight! My work pays for it all! You paint the town red withstrangers and talk back at me! The scores are leveled!If you can do it, so can I! Will you do it? Will you?- Yes, I will too! So will I!- Go ahead and do it! Whoís stopping you? Just stopinterfering in my affairs! You mustnít interfere either!- I wonít! Hello.- Hello Iím Teja-bhai.- Please come in I havenít recognized you. -Iím your sonís father-in-law I donít get it. I wonít beat around thebush... and confuse you. Iíll come the point Donít let your B.P. Get outof hand when you listen to it Thatís what I say. Comestraight to the point My daughter has decidedto marry your son What? Hello One moment. Your daughterhas decided to marry my son Right?- Right So what can I do? Tell yourdaughter to change her mind No, you donít understand The two of them have gottogether and taken this decision Theyíve got engaged.Theyíve even exchanged rings What is he talking about?- It canít be our son Because our son is not here.- I know Your son is in London.- Right But your son was here.- When did he go back? After the engagement,he went away. On business Iíve sent my son to London forfurther studies. Not business Now look, mister. Whatíshappened is in the past Letís peacefully andamicably sort it out It canít be sorted out, Teja-bhai. My son will marrythe girl I want him to You mean, whatever has happened...- What has happened? Theyíve just exchanged rings,right? They havenít got married yet Heíll throw the ringaway. End of the story How will he take off the ring? My daughter isnít an empty bottlewhose label he can change at will Donít talk too much!From the look of you... I can tell how your daughter must be.- Does she also sport a moustache? Radhesham Tiwari! If youírea big man, I donít care! You donít know Teja! I comefrom a family of killers There wasnít a day when myfatherís knife did not taste blood! His father was a butcher?- You are insulting me! Youíre still here? Shameless man,go away. - Líll go away! But I will surely come back! Listen...- What? Iím talking to her, not you I suggest we call our son down here.- Yes, call him here And see whether he obeys to you or me.- Wonít you go away? Lím leaving. Donít yell as ifyouíre fighting the elections! Could there be some truthin the rubbish he just spoke? Not at all. Heís just a fool Do you really think so?- No Know what? Weíll telephonehim and call him over Wait! Iíve got to know the truth.- What? That Anjali and youare not man and wife Meaning?- Iíve heard the bickering... that goes on betweenthe two of you. How would you know how happyI am to learn the truth? We do keep fighting... butwe are really man and wife. I know everything. Look at this Miss Anjali Does anyoneaddress a married woman as Miss? Ever since you wrote thatletter to me, I understood... you would really marry me. Youwill free me from Popats cage! Marry you? What if Popat gets to know?- To hell with the old fossil! Anjalis coming Youíre the one I was waitingfor. Thereís a letter for you I thought Iíd give it to you.- Okay, I get it So this is the extent he hasgone to! But why must I care? Mother has writtento me from the village The landlordís son will arrive.Heíll marry me and take me away Weíll live in marital bliss My dear Anjali, Iím sendingRaja to you by tomorrowís train Youíll get to know each other better,if he stays with you for a few days Heís the one youíregoing to marry anyway Donít forget, weíre alive todaybecause his family has helped us You will never disobey your mother.You will agree to the wedding Iím sending you a photograph ofRaja. Heís no longer like he was... he has changed a lot. He has shavedhis beard, he now looks like a prince Youíll be stunned My prince will come to marryme and Iíll dance in joy Another villain? Who the hell is he?- Whoever Heíll marry Anjali and evendrive me out of the house I have an idea.- What? Letís scare him andforce him to return How? Heís the one. - So go and scare him!- No, not
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here. Itís a crowded place Once I scare him, he wonítstep in Mumbai again. Come on Whatís he up to? Has he gone mad? Heís cleaning something. Theshoe or the pole, I canít say Heís stuck to it!- He must be electrocuted! Go and save him!- Are you crazy? Youíll die too Find a stick. One blow,and heíll be separated Is that why they tried to kill me? Yes. I brought youhere, because I liked you Anjali isnít asinnocent as you think Sheís having a terrificscene with someone Who?- The one who... Heís a very dangerous man.Have you heard of Chhota Chetan? I saw the movie.In 3-D. - Not that Heís from the underworld. Eventhe cops are terrified of him He has committed 40 murders,but he still hasnít been caught He uses a new knife for every killing.I saw him with a new one yesterday Maybe itís meant for you.- So why did Anjalis Ma send me here? They plan to bring you tothe city to bump you off Even if Anjali marries ChhotaChetan after your death... her family has nothing to lose.- No, that canít be true Whether you believe it ornot, your body will believe me Is Raja here?- Go to sleep Raja! Is there anyone hereanswering to the name Raja? Iím going to finish him!Heís hiding somewhere around My men have just brokena few of his limbs Heís my 50th victim. Iím havinga grand party after killing him Iíll finish him if he comeshere. Tell him I was here Did you see?- How would I? You covered my face! Why did you lie? You say he hascommitted 40 murders, he says 50! Whatever! He has committedthe murders, not me Now get the hell out of here.- How far is the railway station? Iíve got catch a train back home.- No point in venturing out Thereís a strike in therailways. Canít say when itíll end So what am I to do?- Hide somewhere here Chhota Chetan and his men willlook for you all over Mumbai So hide under an assumed name.- But where will I hide? Find a cheap lodge near the railwaystation. Hole up in one of them Catch the first train outas soon as the strike is over Else, Iíll have to mailyour body to your village Believe me, or go to hell Welcome! Welcome, Teja-bhai Hey sonny... come here.Let me show you something This is my son.- This? Recognize him?- No No? And he says heísyour father-in-law! Ask him! Have I married your daughter?- No Have I promised to marry her?- No Tell me something...are you weak in the head? No.- So why did you kick up a fuss... that he had promised to marryher? Why did you create a scene? Is he your son? Any doubts?- No I have no doubt that heís my son Heís not the one I spokeabout. Itís your other son Whatís all thatabout? Which other son? Your elder son!- Look at him I have another son and Idonít even know about it! You have a brother too!- You are a big man... who runs a big businessempire. You must have forgotten But your other son livesright here. Everyone knows that My God! What am I hearing? You have another sonoutside my knowledge? This man is lying!- Heís your son, all right Though heís a bit dark of skin When I saw her, Iwas a bit doubtful But anyone who looks atyou will say heís your son The same eyes, the samenose, The same lips... This is rubbish! Donít scream! Call your servant,Pandu. He knows everything He was witness toeverything. Where is Pandu? Heís gone to the village,his father has died Died, or did you have him killed? You send him away whenyouíre about to be exposed? I understand it all! Itís yourploy to stall the marriage! Enough! Make anymore noise andIíll sue you for defamation! Shut up! You arenítTiwari, youíre a disease! Iíve cured diseases like you!I visit the courts every day Donít forget, I comefrom a family of killers Are you threatening me? Are you?- Yes, Iím threatening you! So go and do what you can!- Youíll know it very soon! In a weekís time, if you donít letthe marriage take place... youíll know! My God! Iím doomed! Mom! What are you doing? Am I supposed to stayhere or go back to London? My son, at what time is your flight?- At eleven tonight, Mom Go away! If you stay here... youíre going to get spoiltin your fatherís shadow! Dad, Iím leaving. Iíll confirmmy ticket at the airport All right. God bless you Letís get out of here. Thereísno meaning in staying here Letís pack our bags and get going!- Only after coming here... Iíve got to see your true colors!- What rubbish are you talking? You donít believe me andyou believe a stranger? I wouldnít have believed it earlier But thereís no way Icannot believe it now You are a flirt! Before ourmarriage, you have been a womanizer! Líll go back only whenI have all the proof! Iíll shave my moustacheif you leave this city! Your heart wonít relentunless you see him! That bloody Videocon!- My virtuous husband, arenít you? You keep listening toclassical music all day... and this is what you do bynight? You are Satan himself! Wow! You accuse me? Iíveseen your programmes already! A good thing, isnít it? Keepwatching it... and kill me! God! She wonít die likethat... go to her help! Manager, do you have a room? Whatever it is, I shouldníthave to leave the room And I want an attached toilet Name? Raja... Tulsidas Khan What name is Tulsidas Khan?- Shut up, scoundrel Your fatherís name?- Javed Chaurasia Your motherís name?- Mumtaz Bedi Are you the India-Pakistan border?Were you born to cross parents? Shut up, or Iíll slap you!- Is your old man dead? Of course, Iíll pay you And give me the keys,quick. I badly want to pee And donít tell anyonethat Iím staying here Pay for the cups you broke.- Get lost Pay for the two cups you broke.- I wonít! Get lost! Give that to me My umbrella! Iíll carry it for you.- Not necessary The name is Babu Bisleri.- I donít want to bathe! I canít trust anyone. Everyoneappears to be Chhota Chetans man Theyíre out to kill me! Anjali,why did you do this to me? Why? Priya, what am Igoing to do about Jeetu If I tell him thetruth, Iíll lose my job Thereís a vacancy in myoffice for a receptionist Your qualifications are the bestamong the lot. Iím sure youíll get it But youíll have towait for a month. A month? What will I do withJeetu in a month? Donít go to work at all. What if he visits Radheshams house? Heíll get to know the truth.Which he has to, some day Ring him up and askhim for leave of a month Tell him that your Papas suspicious That he sends the driverwith you everywhere When you finally land thejob, you can tell him the truth Sir, Iíve checked itthoroughly. Itís first-class Since you sent me the new systemdid I ever call you to tell you... that I wanted you to comehere and solve a problem? No, sir. You didnít.- No? So did you dream it had a problem? No? So why have you come here?- Service check, to see if itís okay I know thereís no problem with it.- No problem What are you looking around for? Sir, isnít Anjali there? So this is how it is! He calls a woman of hismotherís age by her name! You do get along well, donít you? We know each other very well, sir You mustíve met at your shop, right?- No, sir... weíve met mostly outside.- Romeo and Juliet meeting outside! No wonder she goesout all dressed up! Anjalis not in - Have you checked everything?- Yes Is all the payment made?- Yes Nothing outstanding?- Not at all So what are you looking around for? That painting itís lovely.Must be very expensive? I donít know, I stole it Thereís the door Can I have a glass of water?- No water supply for three days Iíve been drinking only coffee.But thereís just a cup left. Anything else? Iíll come in a couple of days tocheck whether thereís a problem No, you have given us enough trouble.Donít give us anymore trouble... weíll bear thetrouble we already have If I could meet her mother,maybe I could meet Anjali too Is the wife there, sir? My wife! Not the wife! Itís not a joint-account!Sheís all mine What I meant was...- I know what you meant
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Sheís not in right now.Tell me what it is regarding Will you tell her I washere, asking for her? Must I?- Please donít forget Oh no! I canít forgetthis till I die! Sister! Sheís regainingconsciousness. Please call her husband Thereís no need to worry. You got injuries inthe feet and head... because of which youívebeen unconscious all day But the doctor has examinedyou. Everything is all right How will I thank you?- Why thank me? I just got here Thank your husband whoísbeen here all night and day He didnít budge from here. Hecried so much, heís in a bad way Youíll be discharged in a day ortwo. Look after yourself, okay? I must leave now itís all my mistake.Please forgive me Whoís that boy who has tainteda virtuous woman like your wife? You! You fed her all the crap andcompelled her to come to the city! I didnít want to setfoot in this city! I know the water in thiscity is contaminated... and the people here are scoundrels!- Sir... Anandilal Kitpitia...- Iím sick of you and your... coming! Stop ringing! This is Jeetu fromVideocon. Is Anjali there? Anjali has drowned in the sea!- Please give her the phone... Are you trying to bullyme? You wretched guitar! Iím not giving the phone toAnjali! Iím not! What will you do? Sir, give me. Bullís offspring! Whomare you threatening? I know scum like you! Your father mustíve beenup to no good to sire you If you even utter the nameof the Tiwari family... Iím going to break the legsof everyone in your family! He appears to be a dangerous man Looks like only a beating will...- What beating at this age? It was different earlier. I usedto fell a couple of them in the ring Iím talking aboutthugs, sir. Not you Iíve fought a lot of such criminalcases! I know a few thugs too Youíve only got to pay them andshow them what this chap looks like Donít hit him too much. Justgive him a push and let him go If he acts smart, Iím goingto break his legs and... No, please, no!- One leg then? No! He wonít look appealingwithout his hands and feet Just give him a light slap There he is... Iíll behiding behind the tree Letís go Whatís your problem? You dare toy with thewomenfolk of the Tiwari family? Beat him up! Where are you going?Whoís going to pick him up? Hey mister... get up.Your friends have left You canít use this telephone.Itís meant for the staff Everyone wants to use it Anjali, where have you been?I want to meet you right now! No, I canít meet you right now.Iím out shopping with my parents Iím calling you on the sly How long are we goingto play hide and seek? Youíve called me after five days!You know how worried Iíve been? Hadnít you phoned today, Iwas about to go to your house No, donít do that. Ifmy Papa gets to know... Heís got to know already!He sent goons to beat me up! But whatís God going to do? Iíllhave to do something on my own Wonít I call you at your house ifI want to talk something official? Which I did. But the old manflared up and called me names There was another bastardthere who was very rude God! Jeetu, donít callmy place ever again Iíll give you a friendísnumber. Her name is Priya The number is 6334523.Call only in an emergency There is an emergency!Now, this moment! I want to ask you something, Anjali.It has to do with my life and death What?- Do you love me, or donít you? Say something. Iím sure you love me... but I want to hear you say it. Say yes, just once... and Iím willing to takeon the whole world for you Jeetu, how will I say it? Just once, say I love you If you say no, Iwill never call again Why donít you say something? Is the old man around?- Yes If you agree, you donítneed to say anything Just cut the line.- Know the truth, Jeetu? How often will I tellyou not to use this phone? Why did you get up fromyour bed? Go and lie down Thereís this beautiful fairy... she has descended from the skies... she stands before me... sheís the one I havefallen in love with I have fallen in love with her Sheís the light fromthe Moon and the stars... sheís the lamp in a temple One glimpse of herhas driven me crazy Sheís the melody of my breath,she means the world to me Whatís my heart, I could give mylife to her, if she asked me for it Thereís this beautiful fairy... she has descended from the skies... she stands before me... sheís the one I havefallen in love with I have fallen in love with her When she looks atme with a smile... my heart goes out to her Her charms are asenticing as she is itís her dreams Iím lostin, all day and night... sheís the one I see whenI awaken every morning Thereís this beautiful fairy... she has descended from the skies... she stands before me... sheís the one I havefallen in love with I have fallen in love with her I have fallen in love with her Iím glad sheís taking a bath! Anjali! Iím here to takeyou away! Come on out! What brings you here? Who are you? Youíve forgotten me so soon?- Oh yes My CD-player, TV set, oven,refrigerator are all working very well. Go away I request you one last time,sir. Please donít stop me Give my Anjali to mewith your blessings, Donít you feel any shame at all? A boy and a girl love each otherso whatís there to be ashamed about? A girl?- You think sheís an old hag? I get it! Youíve fallen inlove with Anjalis riches! Tell me... how much moneydo you want to forget Anjali? Donít weigh my love in the scaleof wealth, Radhesham Tiwari! Shut up, you beggar!What have you got to lose? Iíve earned name and respectin this country and the world You spoke sweet wordsand led her astray... and she drove you crazywith her silly antics But remember, sheíll never leave meto go away with a pauper like you! Really? If youíre so confident,call her here, you old fossil! And ask her in my presence.- Iíve asked her several times... and she has answered me too!- Youíre lying to me! If she says the same thing to me... Iíll live all my lifewith half a moustache! You need to have whiskers first.Go away, before I call the police! Not even the military can separatetwo lovers, do you understand? I know youíve locked Anjali upstairs.- How did you get to know? What else can you do, Tiwari?Quietly hand over Anjali to me... or Iíll have to goupstairs and break the lock! To do that, youíll haveto step over my dead body! Thatís enough, Radhesham. If Idonít take Anjali away in 24 hours... I wonít be Jeetu from Videocon!- Think of another name. Go on! You have 24 hours, Tiwari Stop me, if youíretruly your motherís son! Right now! Iím willingto pay 10 for each of them Send seven strong guys hereright now. And listen... each one of them must wielda gun. And every gun must work No, itís not a bank. I havea priceless antique item I canít see it beingrobbed in front of my eyes The hospital bill is so high I donít know howIíll ever repay you. Your husband has paid the bill He borrowed the money fromme at 10 per cent interest Not every girl hasa husband like yours Anjali, the taxiís waiting Listen! Letís run away!- Now? Yes. Iím ready No, not now. Maybe a few days later Youíve always been saying later You havenít fallen in lovewith your fake wife, have you? No, actually youívemisunderstood me That letter...- Itís still with me If you betray me, Iíll haveyou thrown out of this house... and Iíll show that letter toeveryone and give you a bad name Donít do that. You are the oneI love, but I feel scared... if Popat gets to know, he can sendus to jail with his money power All right. Come out Come out! You will do as I say.- What? The two of us willelope in a few days Where to?- There is a place... Popat can never get to!- But... Donít worry. Just go andhide in some cheap hotel Where? Thereís a hotel opposite the station.Stay there and behave like a madman Iíll come there later and saythat youíve escaped from the asylum Iíll take you to therailway station... weíll take a train and run away! Is that necessary?- Yes If we leave together,Popat will get suspicious If we leave separately, he woníteven guess weíve eloped together Someoneís going to help me!- Who? The police. Sub-inspector Waghmare I know how to entice him. Okay? But make sure you carryenough money from here Donít worry. Iíll take somuch cash and jewellery... weíll have ahoneymoon all our lives! Rob something once Iíll tell the Marwari and sendyou away on a honeymoon forever I know youíve hidden him somewhere! Have you got rubbish forbrains? Iíve told you... I donít have anotherson, I donít! I donít! So who was he?- How am I to know? Radhesham, doníttest Tejas patience! So you donít believe what Iím saying?- No, I donít! Are you sure? 100 per cent?- Sure, hundred per cent! Okay. So listen The one youíretalking about is my son That he promised to marryyour daughter is also true But Iím against the marriage.So Iíve hidden him away somewhere Where I have hidden him, Iímnot in the mood to reveal to you Do what you will! Go away! You will now seewhat stuff Iím made of Not only will I find your son,if I donít take the two of you... beg in the local trains of Mumbai,I wonít call myself Teja-bhai! Give me in the name of God!- He speaks for the beggars too! Radhe! Radhe! Why did I leave my villageand come to this hell? Hey buddy, someonefishy staying here? Iíve been sent by the Garbage King Talk to me You... Ask me what you must to.- Who are you? Babu Bisleri. The mole Is there someone hiding here? Yes, heís the one Who is it? You?- Yes, me Why have you come here?- Where have you been hiding? I went mad looking for you! You evengave the hotelier an assumed name I went crazy banging on every door! Iím the one who has gone mad You said your employerwould go back in a week Heís not willing to budge,so what do I do? Rot here? Itís got to be very dangerous. HadI stayed there another minute... Iíd have been crushed betweengarbage and my employer Never mind. Thereís nopoint staying holed up here I need to decide something.- The Garbage King has already decided The marriage is not takingplace. Heís out to kill you If the marriage does nottake place before that... Heíll beat me to pulp,right? Never mind that Hereís what youíll do.Iíll give you a letter Quietly go and give it toMadhuri. No one must get to know Write the letter by all means.And also give me 200 rupees Iíll immediately takethe letter to Madhuri... and no one will get to know! Swine! What did you think? Youíd promise marriage andtoy with my daughterís honour? You mustíve betrayed a lot ofgirls. But you canít deceive me! Forgive me!- Open the door... else, líll break it down! Líllbreak every bone in your body... string it in a garland and put itaround your arrogant fatherís neck! Open the door! Sonofagun! What do you think? Youíll hide here and Iwonít be able to find you? I can look at a fly and tellyou whether itís male or female! Open the door!- Chhota Chetans thugs! I donít want to marryher. Leave me alone! Iím here for your funeral,not your wedding procession! I donít want to marry her!Iíll go far away from her! Shut up! You wonít get thegirl even in your dreams! Iím going to kill you!Come on out, you swine! Break the door Make mincemeat out of himand lay him at my feet! Thrash him! You play a drama with me? Get up! Whoís this? You said that scoundrelwas hiding in there! That scoundrel told me. Leave this clown alone. Andfind that son of a bitch. Come on Hit me! Thrash me! Donítlet me live anymore! Just about anyone comes alongand gives me a thrashing! When is the railway strike ending? Iím glad you came soon.Whom do you wish to see? Iíll do it for you, but the documentsof my house and 50,000 rupees... you must quietlybring and give it to me Sure, Iíll do that.- I havenít seen... the party Can I see him once?- Youíll find him at Welcome Lodge If I ask for Nandu at WelcomeLodge, will they tell me? No, heís going to staythere under an assumed name Iíve asked him to pretend madness.Thatís how you will recognize him Welcome Lodge? All right, Iíll goto Welcome Lodge and meet your punter Iíll tell him that youíve sent me Iíll get him out of there and havehim at the train, the very next day Iíll be there! Nandu andI will run away from there! Is there someone herewhoís off his rocker? Is there a madman here? Ask the boss.- Donít you act funny with me Iím warning you! Iknow it for a fact... that a madman has run away fromthe asylum and is hiding here! A madman? So say that clearly, sir! That madman is surely hiding here!- Who? This oneís sure a nut.- A policeman! Officer! Get me out ofhere! Iím in a bad jam! Theyíre coming to take you away.- Iíll leave on my own How can you go away just like that?- What will you do about it? You canít go away. Everyoneknows youíre crazy... youíre mad Officer, theyíre hand inglove. Iíll tell you about them Hands off me.- Iíll explain They want to prove that Iímmad, take me away from here... so Chhota Chetan can kill me!- See? I told you heís mad!He talks any nonsense Get out... move it!- He gets into fights! So heís one of them too! Why have you shut the door? Why? Come here!- What for? Iíve got to tell you something.- No thanks. Let me go You neednít worry, feller.Iím Inspector Waghmare The other party has sent me here.- The other party? The other party will arriveexactly at 10 to take you away We got together and madethe plan to deliver you there Are you one with them?- Yes God! Now I know why the policeare terrified of Chhota Chetan! Damn it! Wow! I canít figure out how such anatom bomb fell in love with you! Not she, I was the one whofell Ever since I was a child Since you were a child?- I never imagined... this would happento me! Iím leaving! Scream!- Iím going! People will really think youíre mad.- Iím not mad! Go! Get him! Hold tight! Tomorrow morning, she andI will come to take him away His expenses... you will bear. Will I get some tips first? Sure, if he runs away,youíll get a tight slap What are you tellingme? Anil has gone mad? He doesnít step out of the room. Heís the only man... whoísliving under an assumed name. It must be Anil then He wrote to me thatheís hiding here. That girl has betrayed me, he says He misunderstands you andsays, Kill me! Kill me! Maybe heís scared of your papa.Right now, heís been hidden somewhere Tomorrow morning, they aretaking him to the asylum Madhuri, why are you crying? Heís in this stateonly because of me! Iíve been wanting to tellyou something for a long time Go ahead Iím not a singer, like youthink. I come from a rich family There was no dearth of richesand comforts in my house But my parents wereagainst my music They wanted me to take over thefamily business, and I didnít want to I began to feel suffocatedthere and I ran away from home Whyíve you telling me all that? The drama weíre bothenacting... could we really? Theyíre here to take him away.Did he cause problems last night? He did, I banged thehammer on his head and... Is he dead? - No.Plastic cups donít break easily I got to hammer his headagain and take him away Iíll play the music for him.Itís days since I beat up someone Iím mad! Iím a lunatic! Not so much over-acting...donít go overboard! Heís begun to speak! Heís not dumb! Iíll carve you to pieces!Either you live, or I Iíll kill you firstand die afterwards! Yes, carve me topieces, kill me! Hack me! Calm down, Anjali What will you get out of yelling?Itíll only attract the neighbours If you lose your respect,how will you live with honour? What respect is leftto be lost anyway? Look at this letter!Written by her lover! My dear Anjali, our heartsmet and united at my shop I know, that old man isa shackle in your feet I did what I could toreason with that scoundrel... but he just wonít agree!- Lies! This is a pack of lies! Iíll hack you to pieces!He further writes... Thereís just one way left. Tonight, Iíll quietlyrescue you from that hell Read it for yourself!Why do it on the sly? Go away openly! Before that, end yourrelationship with me! He got someone to write the letter! He wants to throw me out so he...can bring that young girl home. Which young girl! No wonder heís putting allthese false proofs together! But thatís not happening!I will go away... I brought three cars full of gold.- You want that back with interest? Yes!- Thatís what you want? Iím not giving it! Iím not parting with apenny. Do what you can! Go away and file a case.Before that,
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leave the world! Weep on Videoconís shoulders!Donít shed tears here I know Anjali very well. She caníthave an affair like the one you say You mean, heís having an affair?I know Mr. Tiwari very well Heís not that kind of a man! The less said about yourknowledge, the better! Sir, trusting womenfolkis like committing suicide I suspect you too are havingan affair behind my back! Lawyer! Are you here to sort out myproblem or create one for yourself? No, sir. We must solve this puzzle We can decide it only after weget to know whoís behind all this Whoís that boy? Letís call him here Oh yes. Letís decidethis once and for all Iíll call that boy right here.- No, sir... I have a condition beforeyou call that boy here Youíre a very hot-temperedman. - Give that to me You will reason with thatboy, without getting excited... or creating any scenes. It ought to remain in the family The two of us will go inside... he mustnít think youíre humiliatinghim in front of the world Speak up, Tiwari. Here I am Did you write this letter, Romeo?- What? Anjali, our hearts...- Yes, I wrote it You wrote this letter despite knowingwhat the consequences would be? Yes.- Since you have so much courage... Anjali means the life to me! Anjali means the life to me! You want to hear that again?- Lawyer! You?- Papa! So you were born ofhim? It makes sense then When the brand itself is faulty,this is how the showroom will be! Boys are often naughty at this age But the womenfolk must preservetheir honour, mustnít they? Watch your tongue, lawyer!- I see! The bitter truth! Whatever my sonís character,heís surely better than you are! You donít even know how many sonsof yours are roaming the city! What rubbish!- Listen boy. Speak the truth Did I ever tell you thatIím in love with you? No.- So then? Iíve been talking aboutAnjali, his daughter My daughter Anjali? Whichnew daughter is that? You also have another daughter! Heís lying! Absolutely!- O God! What am I hearing? Itís lies! Somethingís happening to me... Tell me the truth. How manywives and children do you have? My darling wife! Heís lying!- Youíre the one whoís lying I used to drop herhere every evening! Decide brother-in-lawor father-in-law. One moment... whereísthat girl right now? Papa, this old man mustívehidden her somewhere God! What a monster!- Heís lying Do you have any contact number? Yes, I have her friendís number Ask her where she is. Call her here.- Yes, call her here! This is our Nandu! He has run away from home. Theinformer will be paid 200,000 200,000! Popat! Youívehit the jackpot of 200,000! Let me see how you step out.It has to do with 200,000 rupees How did you get there?- Popatji, Iím leaving Leaving? How can youleave just like that? Your picture has beenpublished in the newspapers! The one who takes you homewill get 200,000 rupees Donít mess with my reward,please. Stop there... stop! Remember something?Isnít she your daughter? Sorry, I made a mistake They met in the garden asfather and daughter. God! Take me away!- God isnít a weight lifter, fat lady! Shut up! My child... am I your father? You call her My child and askher whether youíre her father! Shut up... my child...am I your father? Hurry up and speak. It hasto do with my married life! No What nonsense! You told methat youíre his daughter! That he hates the idea ofyou working in my store! And I even met youat this very place! Please forgive me All these misunderstandingsare taking place because of me But please hear me out once After that whatever punishmentyou give me, I will accept I came to this cityto look for a job Despite the best of myefforts, I couldnít find one And when I got the opportunityto work at his showroom... I didnít want to lose it. SoI spoke one lie after another To hide one lie, I hadto lie many more times Thatís the truth After a very long time,Iíve spoken the truth today Donít cry, my child What has happened is in thepast. We hold nothing against you Where is your other son?- There she goes again! You want to see? You want to? I come here for the last time! One problem ends,another one begins! Welcome, youíre theone we were missing. - Itís either thisway or that today! You folks donít know what adirty rotten scoundrel I am! I knew that the moment I saw you.- Silence! Where is my daughter?- What? His daughter? He always asked where my son was! And now he askswhere his daughter is! Do you suffer from an affliction?- When you got to know... that Iíd have my daughtermarried to your son... you had my daughter kidnapped!Where is my daughter? She has married me and isvery happy to be with me Shut up! What are you going to do?- Iíll take your life! Itís not a toy. You mightkill me! Put it away! Shut up! I could pumpyour body with lead anyway! I know all of you areconspiring against me! So everyoneís going withme. If anyone refuses... itíll be his last refusal! Move it! Iím going to biteyou back, you dog! Stop there!- Get him! Get him! Get him! Out! This is no garden, itísmy den. The den of death Whereís my daughter?- Itís coming out of my ears! From my house to here, youasked me a hundred times! Which language you do understand?- Where is my daughter? Tell me, else Iíll kill you! You hit me! Garbeg. - You! Wait there... You... spiting on me. You kiss my wife! You dare kiss my Mom! Freeze! Iíve got apistol! Stay where you are! One, two... Catch. Your father was dead,isnít it? His son dies now! Hey loony! Quiet! Hands up! How will I? Tell me where my daughter is.- She has committed suicide She has ended herlife in a dry well! You poke fun at me? Theslugs in this gun are real You want to see? Youwant to? Take a look Nobody moves! Elseyouíre dead-meat! Stick your hands up, orIíll send you to hell! Hey hero... you want me tosend you through the mobile? Stick your hands up! Go on! Listen... How much more will you make me run? Anjali, where are you? Everythingís suddenlyso quiet, isnít it? Like the cloudsclearing, after a storm A lot of things are clear surely I admit, I loved you because Ithought you were Tiwaris daughter I have to give some girl thecharge to my life some day So I thought, why not... Jeetu says he wants to marry me Nandu says that too Nandu and I have been pretendingto be man and wife for many days So that considerationNandu must surely get So youíll marry both of us?- No Actually, during themelee that took place... I found a way out of this dilemma.- What? Iíve written bothnames on these chits Whichever name comesup, Iíll marry him What? Nandu, you pick a chit.- I wonít! I always lose! No, not me! I always lose!- We have no other way, Nandu Iím not picking lots.- Iíve prayed to God... Heíll help me choose the right boy Jeetu, you pick a slip I knew Iíd lose! Nandu in this one too?
